Breaking Up

Dear David Boreanaz:

I’m sorry, but I’m breaking up with you.

David BoreanazStop looking at me like that.  Yes, you are… you know, decent looking… but in the end, it also turns out you’re sort of a jerk.

According to the lovelies at MamaPop, you not only cheated on your wife, but you did it while she was pregnant, and your mistress of choice was one of the chicks Tiger Woods was messing with.

This officially makes you… well, gross.  I can’t help seeing you now and thinking you’re totally skeevy.  So sorry, our beautiful relationship is over.  I’ll remember the good times.

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5 Responses to “Breaking Up”
  1. H says:

    Agreed. And this is why I wish I didn’t know anything about the private lives of actors. Also, thanks for posting these photos (what, we’re not supposed to hate looking, right?).

    If anyone discovers that Mark Ruffalo is a total douche, please don’t tell me.

  2. what is WITH these guys? Their wives are gorgeous yet they still cheat on them?
    UGH!!!!!

  3. Yikes! I’m sorry. Still, someone else worthy will soon earn a place as your number one, and that’s exciting!

  4. You know what else? They always blame sex addiction, that riles me.

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